National Day of Prayer and Reason!

It’s funny, but somehow right, that the National Day of Prayer and the National Day of Reason are on the same day. I’d almost call that intelligent design, except… well the joke writes itself, so I won’t belabor the point.

But in all seriousness: I tend to preface my religious posts with “I tend to pick on religion a bit…,” but today, I think I’ll just stick to plane old argument.

Prayer and reason are two sides of the same coin. Not that one adds any more truth to the world than the other, but some find truth only in one. Me? I find truth in reason. But some of my best friends find truth in prayer. So… live and let live?

Um… yeah.

But I will pick on religion a little with the page image.

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Until next time,

-M

National Day of Prayer and Reason!

May The Fourth Be With You…

Always.

Now that the worst pun I’ve ever stolen from a meme has passed, enjoy this image of Yoda crashing the Death Star into the Imperial Palace (Star Wars Infinities: A New Hope).

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Now let’s blow this thing and go home,

-M

PS: Also, enjoy his fine piece of music by the Presidents of the United States of America, entitled: Death Star.

May The Fourth Be With You…

Almost 100 Percent

I really should know better than to make jokes at the expense of those Americans who were unfortunate enough to be born into ignorant states and districts where abstinence is the only method of contraception taught.

But then again, as a scientist, I have to keep attempting the same experiment until something unexpected happens.

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But in all seriousness, use a condom; they work better than prayer and promises; have fun, be safe.

And if you can’t be safe and end up with a kid, name it after me.

Until next time,

-M

Almost 100 Percent

Sassy, Indeed

To Sassypriest69,

I get it.

You don’t eat anything with a face.

That’s OK. Hell, I don’t eat anything with a face either. I mean, thing with faces usually scream when you try to eat them. They’re all, “Michael, what the ever-loving shit are you doing?” and all preachy when I tear parts of their flesh from their… erm…

Anyway. Sure, the joke is cheesy. It’s something someone my dad’s age might have come up with along with his “three nails” and titanic bits that he uses when offending someone is the purpose. But I hope she said yes; because people should be happy.
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Stay sassy,

-M

Post Script: was that steamroller thing an Austin Powers reference?

Sassy, Indeed