I really should know better than to make jokes at the expense of those Americans who were unfortunate enough to be born into ignorant states and districts where abstinence is the only method of contraception taught.
But then again, as a scientist, I have to keep attempting the same experiment until something unexpected happens.
But in all seriousness, use a condom; they work better than prayer and promises; have fun, be safe.
And if you can’t be safe and end up with a kid, name it after me.
Until next time,